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A female TV reporter arranged for an interview
with a farmer living just outside Cornerbrook,
Newfoundland, to find the main cause of the Mad
Cow Disease.

The Lady: Good evening, sir. I am here to collect
information on the possible source of Mad Cow
Disease. Can you offer any reason for this
disease?

The Farmer stared at the reporter and said:
Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only
once a year?

The lady reporter (obviously embarrassed):
Well, sir, that’s a new piece of information, but
what’s the relation between this phenomenon and Mad
Cow disease?

The Farmer: And, madam, do you know that we
milk a cow twice a day?

The reporter: Sir, this is really valuable information,
but what about getting to the point?

The Farmer: I am getting to the point, madam.
Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day
and only screwing you once a year, wouldn’t you get mad?

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