World Free Stuff

A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop. The cop walked up to her window and asked, “Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?” The blonde said, “I’m sorry sir, but wherever I go, there’s always a tree in front of me and I can’t seem to get away from it!” The cop looked at her and said, “Lady, that’s your air freshener!”

During work, John and William were chatting:

John: William, I’ve been taking night courses for 5 months now
and I have an exam next week.

William: oh!

John: For example, do you know who is Graham Bell?

William: No

John: He’s the inventor of the phone in 1876; if you take night
courses you would know this.

The next day, the same discussion took place:

John: Do you know who is Alexander Dumas?

William: No

John: He’s the author of “The 3 Musketeers”, if you take night
courses, you would know this.
The next day, once again:

John: And do you know who is Jean Jacques Rousseau?

William: No

John: He’s the author of “Confessions”, if you take night
courses, you would know this.

This time, William got irritated and said: And you, do you know
who is George Hunt?

John: No

William: He’s the guy sleeping with your wife!! If you stop
night courses, you would know this!!