World Free Stuff

There was a Portuguese that love cakes, an Itallian crazy for money and a French that loved to bone everyone in the ass, at the doors of hell, getting ready to enter to enternal damnation, St Peter decided to give them another chance.

Back to Earth…

The Portuguese saw a candy shop and not resisting, he entered and ate a cake… Primlimlim… (He went directly to hell).
In the mid while the Itallian, happy with his life back was taking a walk, when he spots a coin in the floor… And by the force of temptation he bends over to pick it and… Primlimlim… Primlimlim…

One day, back in the olden days, a cowboy was crossing the desert to do some trading and came upon an Indian. The Indian was laying on his back and had an erection that stuck straight up in the air.
The cowboy asked the Indian what he was doing.
The Indian replied, “Me tell-um time.” This made sense to the cowboy, he was using his penis as a sundial.
A few days later, after completing his trading, the cowboy came across the same Indian. This time the Indian was laying on his back vigorously masturbating.
The cowboy asked what he was doing this time.
The Indian said, “Me wind-um watch.”

A woman answers the door to a market researcher. “Good morning madam, I’m doing some research for Vaseline. Do you use it at all in your household?”
“Oh yes, all the time. It’s very good for cuts, grazes and burns.”
“Do you use it for anything else?”
“Like what?”
“Ahem.. err.. well.. during.. ahem.. sex.”
“Oh, of course. Yes, I smear it on the bedroom doorknob to keep my husband out!”