World Free Stuff

1. ‘ Say Hello To My Little Fren ‘

2. ‘ I’m The KING OF THE WORLD!!! ‘

3. ‘ ‘Voom!’ Luke I’m Your Father ‘

4. ‘ Oh My.. You’ve Grown ‘

5. ‘ No wonder you mad ‘

6. ‘ you sure ur 18???? ‘

7. ‘ Hey there, wanna see my barracuda? ‘

8. ‘ your so fine, u so fine u make mi wanna blow ma mind ‘

9. ‘ you make mi…. super horny.. RrrRrr.. ‘

10. ‘ Here’s Johnny ‘

Prof. of Economics
Kiss is that thing for which the demand is aways higher than the supply.

Prof. of Accountancy
Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

Prof. of Algebra
Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.

Prof. of Geometry
Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.

Prof. of Physics
Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

Prof. of Chemistry
Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.

Prof. of Zoology
Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.

Prof. of Physiology
Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris muscles in the state of contraction.

Prof. of Dentistry
Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.

Prof. of Philosophy
Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.

Prof. of English
Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction, it is more common than proper, it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.

Prof. of Architecture
Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects.

Prof. of Comp.Science
What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable.

Late one night, a burgler broke into a house. As he tiptoed through the living room, he heard a voice say: “Jesus is watching you!”

Nothing happened, so the burgler crept forward again. “Jesus is watching you” – said the voice.

The burgler stopped dead in his tracks. He looked around. In a dark corner he spotted a bird cage with a parrot in it.

“Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?” he asked.

“Yes” said the parrot.

The burgler breathed a sigh of relief, then asked the parrot, “What’s your name?”

“Clarence” answered the bird.

“That’s a dumb name for a parrot,” sneered the burgler. “What idiot named you Clarence?”

The parrot’s answer: “The same idiot who named that bulldog Jesus.”