World Free Stuff

1. Men are like ……..Laxatives …… They irritate the sh*t out of you.
2. Men are like …….Bananas …… The older they get, the less firm
they are.
3. Men are like ……..Weather ….. Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ……..Blenders …. You need One, but you’re not quite sure why.
5. Men are like …….Chocolate Bars …. Sweet, smooth, &they usually
head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ….Commercials …… You can’t believe a word they say.
7. Men are like …..Department Stores ….. Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ……Government Bonds …… They take soooooooo long to
mature.
9. Men are like …….Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of
emotion.
10. Men are like …….Popcorn ….. They satisfy you, but only for a little
while.
11. Men are like …… Snowstorms …. You never know when they’re coming, how
many inches you’ll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ……..Lava Lamps …. Fun to look at, but not very
bright.
13. Men are like …..Parking Spots ……. All the good ones are taken, the
rest are handicapped.

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