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a retard went in a cab.

driver: where do you want to go, sir?
retard: no answer.
driver: should i drive straight ahead?
retard: yesh.
*after couple of minutes*
driver: should i turn left?
retard: noooope.
driver: should i continue straight?
retard: noooope.
driver: should i turn right?
retard: yesh.
*they enter a neighborhood*
driver: this building?
retard: noooope.
driver: this one?
retard: yesh.
driver: first floor?
retard: noooope.
driver: second floor?
retard: noooope.
driver: third floor?
retard: yesh.
driver: this door?
retard: noooope.
driver: this door?
retard: yesh.
driver: should i ring?
retard: yesh.
driver: okay, now what? (expecting to get paid)
retard: ruuun!

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