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Two tramps ran out of money after spending it all on booze, but they wanted more and all they had was 79p. So they whent into the buchers and brought a sausage. One of the hobos unzipped his fly, put the sausage in and told the other hobo the plan.
They whent into the pub and the hobo started sucking the other hobo’s sausage. The bartender told them to get out and they said they won’t until they get a free drink, so they did and they whent to the next pub. They did this for another 9pubs but at the 10th one of the hobos said ” My knees are hurting from being on them so long ” the other hobo replied ” Think how I feel! You ate the sausage at the sixth pub ! “

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