World Free Stuff

One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumblebee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina.
The woman started screaming “Oh my God, help me, there’s a bee in my vagina!”
The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation. The doctor thought for a moment and said “Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if young sir would permit.”
The husband being very concerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee out of his wife’s vagina. The doctor said “OK, what I’m gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my penis and insert it into your wife’s vagina. When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my penis I shall withdraw it and the bee should hopefully follow my penis out of your wife’s vagina. The husband nodded and gave his approval.
The young lady said “Yes, Yes, whatever, just get on with it.”
So the doctor, after covering the tip of his penis with honey, inserted it into the young lady’s vagina. After a few gentle strokes, the doctor said, “I don’t think the bee has noticed the honey yet. Perhaps I should go a bit deeper.”
So the doctor went deeper and deeper. After a while the doctor began shafting the young lady very hard indeed. The young lady began to quiver with excitement. She began to moan and groan aloud. The doctor, concentrating very hard, looked like he was enjoying himself, he then put his hands on the young lady’s breasts and started making loud noises.
The husband at this point suddenly became very annoyed and shouted, “Now wait a minute! What the Hell do you think you’re doing?”
The doctor, still concentrating, replied, “Change of plan. I’m gonna drown the bastard!”

She married him because he was such a “strong man”
She divorced him because he was such a “dominating male.”

He married her because she was so “fragile and petite.”
He divorced her because she was so “weak and helpless.”

She married him because “he knows how to provide a good living.”
She divorced him because “all he thinks about is business.”

He married her because “she reminds me of my mother.”
He divorced her because “she’s getting more like her mother every day.”

She married him because he was “happy and romantic.”
She divorced him because he was “shiftless and fun-loving.”

He married her because she was “steady and sensible.”
He divorced her because she was “boring and dull.”

She married him because he was “the life of the party.”
She divorced him because “he never wants to come home from a party.”