World Free Stuff

On a lovely sunny day, the Turtle decides to go out to the forest. And so, he goes out, running about the trees and playing, until he sees the Rabbit. And the Rabbit is all high, smoking Mary Jane like there’s no tomorrow, and his mind is high up in the sky. the Turtle sees that and tells him “Yo, Rabbit! Y’know, it ain’t cool doin’ drugs all day! Come with me, let’s go play in the forest!” the Rabbit gazes at him with red eyes, and says “Y’know, Your right. Let’s go!”

And so, they go together, running and playing around the forest, when they see the Squirrel, who’s busy taking cocaine! Line after line, *Snnnnnnnffffffffffffffff*……… *aaaaahhh*…..
So they tell him, “Hey bro’! Lay off the Coke, it ain’t good for ya!” The Squirrel wasn’t so high, so he got their point. “Yeah, You right. I’m comin’ wif ya!”

So, togather all of the three of them are running and laughing together, till they see the Lion. The Lion is real messed up, injecting heroine straight to the vein, ejonying every second,
*Tsssssssssskkkkkkkkkkkk*………. *oh, yeah*…..
Well, you should know the drill by now, “Hey Lion, ma’ man, it ain’t cool what you’re doin’ there man! Lay off that crap, and come with us!”

The Lion stares at them angrily for a moment, and sounds a mighty roar: “ROOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!” Goddammit, I hate this shit! That’s what’s happenin’ EVERY GODDAMN TIME when the Turtle’s takin’ LSD!”

One day a Novice came to the Master.
“Master,” he said, “How is it that I may become a Writer of Programs?”.
The Master looked solemnly at the Novice.
“Have you in your possession a Compiler of Source Code?” the Master asked.
“No,” replied the Novice. The Master sent the Novice on a quest to the Store of Software. Many hours later the Novice returned.
“Master,” he said, “How is it that I may become a Writer of Programs?”.
The Master looked solemnly at the Novice.
“Have you in your possession a Compiler of Source Code?” the Master asked.
“Yes,” replied the Novice.
The Master frowned at the Novice.
“You have a Compiler of Source. What now can prevent you from becoming a Writer of Programs?”.
The Novice fidgeted nervously and presented his Compiler of Source to the Master.
“How is this used?” asked the Novice.
“Have you in your possession a Manual of Operation?” the Master asked.
“No,” replied the Novice.
The Master instructed the Novice as to where he could find the Manual of Operation. Many days later the Novice returned.
“Master,” he said, “How is it that I may become a Writer of Programs?”.
The Master looked solemnly at the Novice.
“Have you in your possession a Compiler of Source Code?” the Master asked.
“Yes,” replied the Novice.
“Have you in your possession a Manual of Operation?” the Master asked.
“Yes,” replied the Novice.
The Master frowned at the Novice.
“You have a Compiler of Source, and a Manual of Operation. What now can prevent you from becoming a Writer of Programs?”. At this the Novice fidgeted nervously and presented his Manual of Operations to the Master.
“How is this used?” asked the Novice.
The Master closed his eyes, and heaved a great sigh.
The Master sent the Novice on a quest to the School of Elementary. Many years later the Novice returned.
“Master,” he said, “How is it that I may become a Writer of Programs?”.
The Master looked solemnly at the Novice.
“Have you in your possession a Compiler of Source Code, a Manual of Operation and an Education of Elementary?” the Master asked.
“Yes,” replied the Novice.
The Master frowned at the Novice.
“What then can prevent you from becoming a Writer of Programs?”. The Novice fidgeted nervously. He looked around but could find nothing to present to the Master.
The Master smiled at the Novice.
“I see what problem plagues you.” said the Master.
“Oh great master, please tell me.” asked the Novice. The Master turned the Novice toward the door, and with a supportive hand on his shoulder said, “Go young Novice, and Read The Fucking Manual.” And so the Novice became enlightened.