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Most Realistic Use Of Computer Graphics

by Alucard on Nov.12, 2008, under Free Videos

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3 Vampires

by Alucard on Nov.12, 2008, under Free Jokes

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Three female vampires bumped into each other in the woods one day. One was a hundred years old (that’s pretty young for a vampire), another was a thousand years old and the last one was an ancient vampire, nearly ten thousand years old.

Eager to impress her fellow vampires, the youngest one swooped off and in a flash she was back, grinning, blood dripping down her fangs.

“See that village over there? I’ve killed every single villager,” she proudly announced.

Unimpressed, the thousand year old vampire swooped off and in a flash she was back, this time her whole mouth bloody.

“That was nothing. You see that town over there? I’ve killed every single person in that town,” she smirked.

Without a word, the ancient vampire swooped off and faster than a flash, she returned her whole face bloodied. It was the bloodiest sight both vampires had ever seen in their life.

Awed, they waited silently for the ancient one to speak.

“See that tree over there? I didn’t.”

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Dirty Pictures

by Alucard on Nov.12, 2008, under Free Jokes

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A man goes to a Psychologist and says, “Doc I got a real problem, I can’t stop thinking about sex.”
The Psychologist says, “Well let’s see what we can find out”, and pulls out his ink blots. “What is this a picture of?” he asks.
The man turns the picture upside down then turns it around and states, “That’s a man and a woman on a bed making love.”

The Psychologist says, “very interesting,” and shows the next picture. “And what is this a picture of?”
The man looks and turns it in different directions and says, “That’s a man and a woman on a bed making love.”

The Psychologists tries again with the third ink blot, and asks the same question, “What is this a picture of?”
The patient again turns it in all directions and replies, “That’s a man and a woman on a bed making love.”

The Psychologist states, “Well, yes, you do seem to be obsessed with sex.”
“Me!?” demands the patient. “You’re the one who keeps showing me the dirty pictures!”

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