World Free Stuff

Manager asked to Muthu at an interview
Can you spell a word that
has more than 100 letters in it? Muthu
replyed:
P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

After returning back from a foreign trip, Muthu asked
his wife, Do I
look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Muthu: In London
a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to
Muthu:
Any great man born in this village???
Muthu: no sir, only small
Babies!!!

Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Muthu writes,
“Gandi was a great man, but I don’t know who is
Jayanthi.

Muthu was
doing experiment with cockroach, first he cut it’s one leg and
told WALK.
WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he cut it’s second leg and told
the same.
Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At
last he cut
it’s fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn’t
walk. Suddenly
Muthu said loudly, “I found it. If we cut cockroach’s
four legs, it becomes
deaf.

On a political rally Muthu was arrested.
Why??? A woman
journalist walking with a badge wrote “PRESS” and He did
it..

When
Muthu was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted
mirror.
Muthu shouted, “You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I
will
drive.

Muthu went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the
washbasin. There he
started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager
asked what was he
doing. Muthu pointed towards the board “WASH
BASIN”

Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and
how will
you escape?
Muthu: its simple. I will stop my
imagination!!!

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