World Free Stuff

-She was only a roadsweepers’s daughter, But She Was Nothing To Be Sniffed At.
-She Was Only a Pilot’s Daughter, But She Kept Her Cockpit Clean.
-She Was Only a Road Layer’s Daughter, But She Liked Her Asphalt.
-She was only a carpet man’s daughter, never laid but always underfelt.
-She was only a carpenter’s daughter……. flat as a board and never been nailed.
-She was only a Sparkie’s daughter, but she di dit, di dit ……..
-She was only a roadmender’s daughter, but she let the Borough Surveyor.
-She was only a charlady’s daughter, but she certainly knew how to scrub.
-She was only a baker’s daughter, her buns were often filled.
-She was only an undertaker’s daughter, but she liked them stiff.
-She was only an auctioneer’s daughter, open to offers.
-She was only an estate agent’s daughter, let anyone in…
-She was only a surveyor’s daughter, sized ‘em up right first time.
-She was only a turner’s daughter, but she liked screws as much as nuts.
-She was only a dentists’s daughter, but she liked her cavities filled
-She was only a submariner’s daughter, always going down
-She was only a cricketer’s daughter, but she couldn’t give a toss
-She was only a tugmaster’s daughter, always on the pull
-She was only a butcher’s daughter, always handling the meat,
-She was only a programmer’s daughter, pushing all the right buttons.
-She was only a sergeant’s daughter…but now she’s an officer’s mess.
-She was only the photographer’s daughter, but she was well developed.
-She was only the fishmonger’s daughter, but she lay on the slab and said ‘fillet!’
-She was only the Admiral’s daughter but her naval base was full of discharged seamen…
-She was only the barber’s daughter but she was always clean-shaven
-She was only the tobacconist’s daughter but she was the best shag in the shop…
-She was only the Goalkeepers daughter, but she let em all in…
-She was only a meteorologist’s daughter… one look in her eyes told you weather…
-She was only the Beautician’s daughter but she always liked a facial
-She was only the violinist’s daughter, but she’d tweak up her G-string then fiddle.
-She was only the jewellers’ daughter, but she liked a nice pearl necklace……..
-She was only an amnesiac’s daughter but she always provided a memorable experience.
-She was only a coal miner’s daughter, but she liked going down a big shaft.
-She was only a firefighter’s daughter and by god she knew what to do with a pole.
-She was only a gravediggers daughter, but she’d lie under any old sod.
-She was only a pathologists daughter, but anyone cadaver
-She was only a plumbers daughter ……. but she could screw the knob off any old geyser
-She was only a bankers daughter ……. but she’d open her drawers for cash
-She was only a snooker players daughter… and if you couldn’t pot her pink, there was always the brown.
-She was only an accountant’s daughter, but she loved a double entry.
-She was only a Yorkshire man’s daughter but she liked her Huddersfield.
-She was only a postmans daughter but she always had some mail in her box
-She was only the make-up artist’s daughter .. but still Max Factor
-She was only a poteen-maker’s daughter, but he loved her still.