World Free Stuff

Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were
swimming round in the sea – one called Justin and the other called
Christian.

The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks
that patrolled the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian,
“I’m bored and frustrated at being a prawn, I wish I was a shark,
then I wouldn’t have any worries about being eaten…”

As Justin had his mind firmly on becoming a predator, a mysterious
cod appears and says, “Your wish is granted”, and lo and behold,
Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Christian immediately swam
away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.

Time went on (as it invariably does…) and Justin found himself
becoming bored and lonely as a shark. All his old mates simply swam
away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn’t realize that his
new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight. While out
swimming alone one day he sees the mysterious cod again and can’t
believe his luck. Justin figured that the fish could change him back
into a prawn.

He begs the cod to change him back so, lo and behold, he is turned
back into a prawn. With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes, Justin
swam back to his friends and bought them all a cocktail. Looking
around the gathering at the reef, he searched for his old pal.
“Where’s Christian?” he asked.

“He’s at home, distraught that his best friend changed sides to the
enemy and became a shark”, came the reply. Eager to put things right
again and end the mutual pain and torture, he set off to Christian’s
house. As he opened the coral gate the memories came flooding back.

He banged on the door and shouted, “It’s me, Justin, your old friend,
come out and see me again. Christian replied “No way man, you’ll eat
me. You’re a shark, the enemy and I’ll not be tricked.”

Justin cried back “No, I’m not. That was the old me. I’ve changed”…
…”I’ve found Cod, I’m a prawn again Christian”

The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party. The Indian Chief proclaims, “So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?”
The Lone Ranger responds, “I’d like to speak to my horse.”
The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in Silver’s ear, and the horse gallops away.

Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back.
As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger’s Tent and spends the night. The next morning the Indian Chief admits he’s impressed. “You have very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days. What is your second request?” The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse’s ear. As before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over the horizon.

Later that evening, to the Chief’s surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a brunette, even more attractive than the blonde. She enters the Lone Ranger’s tent and spends the night. The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. “You are indeed a man of many talents, but I still kill you tomorrow. What is your last request?”
The Lone Ranger responds,” I’d like to speak to my horse….ALONE.”
The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger’s tent.

Once they’re alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him square in the eye and says: “Listen very carefully, you dick head, for the last time………. . BRING POSSE!!!!”