The Porsche
by Alucard on Jan.10, 2009, under Free Jokes
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Loading ...A fifteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began
to yell and scream,
“Where did you get that car?”
He calmly told them, “I bought it today.”
“With what money?” demanded his parents.
We know what a Porsche costs..”
“Well,” said the! boy, “this one cost me fifteen dollars.”
So the parents began to yell even louder. “Who would sell a car like
that for fifteen dollars,” they asked.
“It was the lady up the street,” said the boy. I don’t know her name,
they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I
wanted to buy a Porsche for fifteen dollars.”
“Oh my Goodness,” moaned the mother, “She must be a child abuser. Who
knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see
what’s going on.”
So the boy’s father walked up the street to the house where the lady
lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias! He
introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a
Porsche for fifteen dollars and demanded to know why she did it.
“Well,” she said, “This morning I got a phone call from my husband. I
thought he was on a business trip, but learned from a friend he has
run off to Hawaii with his secretary and really doesn’t intend to
come back. He claimed he was stranded and asked me to sell his new
Porsche and send him the money. So I did.”
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March 27th, 2009 on 5:12 am
Actualy it’s short retelling of a sory by one German writer, whose name I don’t remember
April 1st, 2009 on 6:18 am
“It was the lady up the street,” said the boy. I don’t know her name, they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche for fifteen dollars.”
“Oh my Goodness,” moaned the mother, “She must be a child abuser. Who knows what she will do next?
lol, wut?
April 23rd, 2009 on 1:15 am
“It was the lady up the street,”
id hit it
May 6th, 2009 on 9:58 am
Funny.
The people that post those stupid comments however, should just go die.
“lol, wut?” <– You aren’t funny, failtard.
“I’d hit it.” <– No. No, you wouldn’t. You’ll “hit” your hand 3 times before you fall asleep, like you do every other night…failtard.
May 7th, 2009 on 11:20 pm
Can someone please tell what the hell is this? Is it a joke? A story? A parabola? Cuz it’s so pointless, stupid, dull and non-inventive that I’ll just go and blow my brains out with a bazooka, just never to run across such crap again.
May 8th, 2009 on 9:52 pm
A parabola is the line of a bowl shaped object. As such, the story is certainly NOT a parabola. Perhaps you meant to write ‘parable?’ A parable is a story that illustrates a moral attitude or a religious principle. Does this story meet that criteria? You decide.
A bazooka seems like overkill. Why not use a pistol? Any medium caliber handgun is sure to do the trick, and be far less likely to injure any innocent bystanders as you remove yourself from the gene pool, with the grateful thanks of the nation.
May 9th, 2009 on 10:38 am
I’ll say what needs to be said.
Lee, shut up and get over yourself.
May 10th, 2009 on 12:00 am
lol that made me giggle… sounds like something I’d do if my husband ran off on me…
HEY PEOPLE CHECK THIS OUT FOR ME PLEASE!!! I’ll give you pickled flavored cake!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4z3KMBZxUI (its a short video I made I’d just like to hit 1000 views so if you would tell ever one for me as well)
May 11th, 2009 on 4:00 am
actually, a parabola isn’t the shape of a bowl. i don’t know why a bowl would ever come to mind to describe a parabola. it’s a line made up by points which are all equidistant from a set line and focal point.
i don’t get the child abuse thing either. just throwing that out there.
June 6th, 2009 on 9:03 am
“a line of a bowl shaped object”? how exactly, does one define a line of an object? what the fuck is that? and a goddamn bowl? so what is a hyperbola shaped like? tits? line of a tit shaped object?
but, if that makes you understand the concept of a parabola, a planar curve as defined by elise, knock yourself out.
anyway, thank you for correcting me about -the parable-. in my language the two things are called the same – parabola, hence my mistake. we’re not all from the us, you know.
to make thing more clear to you, what i was aiming at was that the joke is so fucking BAD that i cannot possibly imagine why would somebody post it anywhere unless he/she is an idiot with extensive brain surgery done in the part of the brain where the humor center is or if the story just has a different agenda, like a religious invocation, so latent that it totally escapes me. so, perhaps it’s me. but somehow i doubt that.