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There was an Elderly lady that lived with her husband, of course he died one day of a heart attack.

The elderly lady Is very upset and feels she can not go on living without her beloved husband.

So she searches the Internet to try and find a way of ending her lonely life, she soon decides she will end it all with a bullet to the heart, but she wanted to get it just right…no mess ups.

She makes a phone call to her son who is a doctor, she says “Where exactly would i find my heart?”

Her son replies simply with “Behind Your left breast, why?”
She hangs up…
A few hours later her son gets a phone call from the hospital he works at.
“You have to come in right away, your mother has just come into A&E, she has shot herself in the left kneecap.”

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