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A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom,

“You know what?” says the 7 year old, “I think its time we started swearing…., so when we go downstairs for breakfast ill swear first then you do, ok?”

“Okay” agrees the 4 year old

So they are sat at the breakfast table when mum comes in and asks
“What shall we have for breakfast”

The 7 year old repies “Shit mum i think ill have coco popps”

WWWWHWHHHHHHAAAAACCCCCCCKKKKKKK, The kid goes flying off his chair with a single slap from his mother, skidding across the kitchen floor and screaming

Mum then turns to the 4 year old and says “what will you be wanting then”

The 4 year old blubbers out
“I dont know mum, but it wont be fucking coco popps”

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