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Wedding Ring

by Alucard on Feb.18, 2009, under Adult Jokes, Free Jokes

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True Story from Houston Medical Center

A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis.

According to the Nurse attending, the patient’s girl friend found the ring
in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to
slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.

I don’t know what’s worse:

1) Having your girl friend find out you’re married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.

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1 Comment for this entry

  • FPM

    I used to have a ring around my penis back when I was a homeless rodeo but not any more. Now I am a world class magician !

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