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A man walks into a fancy dress party wearing nothing but a jam jar on his penis. A woman walks up to him and says, “What are you supposed to be?” The man replies, “I’m a fireman.” Stunned, the woman asks him, “Oh? And how’s that?” The man replies, “Well, if you smash the glass and pull the knob, I’ll come as fast as I can.”

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