World Free Stuff

There was a bear and a rabbit, coming down in a path, in the big forest. Along the road they met a golden frog. The frog said “Since not many animals visits me, I grant you both 3 wishes”. The bear wished fast, that every bear besides him were female bears. “Done” the frog said.
The rabbit wished for a bike helmet. And he got that.
Next thing that the bear wished what the the neighbour forest bear’s were all females. And his wish were forfilled.
Then the rabbit wished for a motorbike. The rabbit got the bike and swung up on it.
The bear’s last wish were that all bears in the whole world besides him were female bears. The frog forfilled the bear’s last wish, and looked on the rabbit.
The rabbit said “I wish that this bear, who stands next to me, is gay forever”, and the rabbit started the engine and drove away.

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.”

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, “Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish or, your husband will get ……. times ten!”

The woman said, “That’s okay.” For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, “You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man that ever lived, an Adonis whom women will swoon over and flock to”. The woman replied, “That’s okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.”

So, KAZAM!!! – She’s the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said,”That will make your husband the richest man in the world by far. And he will be ten times richer than you. “The woman said, “That’s okay, because what’s mine is his and what’s his is mine.”

So, KAZAM!!! – She’s the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and after careful consideration she answered, “I’d like a mild heart attack.”

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don’t mess with them.